British Lion Football Club

British Lion OC Teamates.....

Phill Oliver aka Olly:

1) Best Trainer?

Definitely used to be the Adidas Trimm Trab and good to see they have bought back this classic trainer. Other than that the Adidas Lendl's were also a good range. Also quite like some of the Lacoste trainers as well.

2) Worst Trainer?

can't stand Nike's or Puma trainers.

3) Most Intelligent?

me!!! I defy anyone else in the squad to have an IQ of over 135 and be a member of Mensa. 98th percentile dear chaps!!!

 4) Least Intelligent?

there are quite a few who come out with things that could warrant this accolade.

5) Worst Dress sense?

Hully's baseball cap and tops warrant a mention but undoubtedly Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum - Evans and Drown with their illfitting jeans, and matchuing T shirts and caps takes the prize.

6) Hard Man

Pound for Pound, Danny "Chopper" Rawlingsgs. However, you can be hard and not have to act it. Or you could just be a psycho!

7) Most Skilful?

Now that I have retired then that has to go to Rob or Danny Powell. Both are magicians on the ball.

8) Quickest Player?

Webby with the Town End after him. Failing that half the squad when I remind them it is their round. Heard Westy is pretty sharp

9) Biggest Moaner?

Webby or Dunk !!!! The Bar OC legend that is Webby about everyone else, Dunk about his collapsing body.

10) The Joker?

No one in particular but Browner does have his quick one liners as does Mr Webster.

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

Can't say I look at the players' penises when they are in there and anyone who answers this must be gay.

1) Best Trainer? Possibly myself ?? but real effort and unwillingness to give in would have to go to Bainer.Even helps set up!!


2) Worst Trainer? People that don't turn up!!! Jimma and Zak always get caught fucking about, Sooty always wants to finish early for the Bill.....take your pick!


3) Most Intelligent? I would struggle to keep up in a conversation between Ash Edwards and Olly


4) Least Intelligent? That would have to go to Brett by far, doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole


5) Worst Dress sense? Honestly some of the Primark tops Bainer wears or those plain tees Dan wears are jokes, but Ollys multicoloured goalkeeping trousers are still gonna take a lot of beating.


6) Hard Man? Well.............Spose between Webby and Danny T, but to be fair i could knock him out easily but Dan Sainsbury probably come up there somewhere, and not forgetting Tom Evans.


7) Most Skilful?JLD - Kids magic with his feet - Shame he can't do fuck all else


8) Quickest Player?Close between a number of players, JLD, Brett, Scotty, Jez one of those i would have a stab at.



9) Biggest Moaner? Webby, Me, Olly, and Kyle likes to have a gd moan then again so does Tom, JLD, Brett, Dan S..........................



10) The Joker? Brett, probably at the moment!


11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!? I can take quite a while, depends how much mud i got on me, but if this is requesting the longest penis length in the shower, then unfortuantly i can' t tell you as i wouldn't know, our team are too scared to get in the shower.

1) Best Trainer?  I would say myself, but I think that Ash Edwards (am I actually saying that?) was keeping up with me in the sprints the other day! (Bainer is starting to work hard though, well done big man!)

2) Worst Trainer? Tom Evans, has he turned up to training (haha, joke bud) Na I think its hard to say because everyone dos work hard at training, well accept for Jimma and Zak I suppose! Haha

3) Most Intelligent?  In the club is probably Ollie, but players could be Daffs followed by Joe and Ash (Uni Boys)

4) Least Intelligent?  I think me and Bewley are tied up on that one haha

5) Worst Dress sense? BEWLEY, some of those tops you wear!! GAYYY!!

6) Hard Man? Webby, loves to hit a tackle!! (Good Lad!)

7) Most Skilful? Well... we all know it!! haha, but Kyle is a close second

8) Quickest Player? Either Me or Brett

9) Biggest Moaner? Hate to say it, it's probs me!! But when Webby is pissed off, he lets you know!!

10) The Joker? Brett pulled a good prank the other day concerning Bewley and a certain pair of knickers ;) I personally don't think there is just 1 person, the whole team is full of jokers and its great to go along and play on a sunday morning

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!? Well, the majority of places we've been to have no F***ing showers, but I think new addition Dougy may take that title

1) Best Trainer? Fuck knows, havnt been - i'll go with JLD altho he needs to work on his left peg ;)

2) Worst Trainer? Probably me seeing as i havnt been to a single session yet!

3) Most Intelligent? Daffs or Ash, altho i go to uni i do journalism - dont need a brain!

4) Least Intelligent? Haha, erm, Bews

5) Worst Dress sense? Bewley

6) Hard Man? Webby especially when he loses his rag

7) Most Skilful? JLD or Kyle, maybe a skill school soccer am styleee will settle it?

8) Quickest Player? Bret

9) Biggest Moaner?After his snap against Somerford - Ash haha that was mental!

10) The Joker? Brett/JLD

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!?

) Best Trainer? Jld

2) Worst Trainer? Surman

3) Most Intelligent? Joe

4) Least Intelligent? Bews

5) Worst Dress sense? Bews

6) Hard Man webby

7) Most Skilful? Jld

8) Quickest Player? Jez or Jld

9) Biggest Moaner? Webby at the ref or ash

10) The Joker? Brett luvs a prank

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!? apart frm me i dunno as we aint had a shower yet

1) Best Trainer? JLD

2) Worst Trainer? Me!

3) Most Intelligent? Olly

4) Least Intelligent? JLD

5) Worst Dress sense? The less said about Ash and Bewlers matching undergarments last sunday the better!

6) Hard Man? Webby, got a black belt in Oragami!

7) Most Skillful? Danny Molby

8) Quickest Player? JLC

9) Biggest Moaner? Webby

10) The Joker? Bews

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!? Seymour Butts

1) Best Trainer? Thats probably jld he gives his heart and soul in every sesh lol

2) Worst Trainer? Definatly Bewley. he always ok 2 make us run r bollocks off but he has 2 sit out cus of injuries but is always ok 2 play on a sunday morning lol

3) Most Intelligent? Ash Edwards. more qualified than the I.T boss where he works.

4) Least Intelligent? Has 2 be Jez. I basically passed his college course 4 him lol

5) Worst Dress sense? Bewley wears sum crap. Mainly wears really camp clothes then wants 2 shower at games :-)

6) Hard Man? Obviously Webby. The mans a nutter.

7) Most Skilful? No competition. JLD is a magician with the ball at his feet can do every trick under the sun.

8) Quickest Player? JLD or Jez when he gets rid of his bear belly and holliday fat lol

9) Biggest Moaner? webby loves to moan but bewley is summin' else lol always finds sumfing to moan about and can often be compared to a woman.

10) The Joker? I thinks thats me wiv my knicker prank, but there is more to come. JLD is up there 2 but 4 now can be my side kick lol

11) And finally who’s the longest in the shower!? On a hot day i am often called the human tripod but i always get the cold shower so im not lol but Bewleymust be cus hes so ugly but manages 2 get the ladies sum how so maybe him?